Post by dizgrace on Aug 6, 2020 2:41:55 GMT
Well-come, welcome and pull up a chair (if you brought one, chairs are not provided - for cost saving purposes, we trust you understand).
FEAST YOUR EYES on the generous* offers brought to you by Entirely Voluntary [granted that certain terms are met] Intern Leasing incorporated!
1. Torch - unlimited uses - 12 000 gp
2. Potion of cure mildly inconvenient wounds - single use - 254 gp
3. (advice regarding how to obtain) Smell of random-passers-by - single use - 12 gp
4. Cloak of Displacement** - unlimited uses - 840 gp
5. Potion of "No, I didn't do that, I swear" - single use - 900 000 gp
6. Sword of Decent Moral Standing: - possibly unlimited uses, but may require intro course in philosophy
- 45 gp
7. Hakanabokenadake-whatever - single, though washable - use: boots (+5/10 soak, 20 slash, 30 cold, 40 sonic, 25 electric, Haste, + 7 vs Disease, +5 Peform
- 95 gp
Last but not least:
8. Blessed copper piece. Several available, 1 gp per - single use - (No take-backs) [trade value may not immediately benefit recipient in traditional monetary terms, but from the words of a stranger on the internet, it's totally worth it]
* The terms, as of current legal understanding, are *not* limited in any, to the seller, unfavorable sense .
** May include Haste and Improved Evasion as permanent qualities
FEAST YOUR EYES on the generous* offers brought to you by Entirely Voluntary [granted that certain terms are met] Intern Leasing incorporated!
1. Torch - unlimited uses - 12 000 gp
2. Potion of cure mildly inconvenient wounds - single use - 254 gp
3. (advice regarding how to obtain) Smell of random-passers-by - single use - 12 gp
4. Cloak of Displacement** - unlimited uses - 840 gp
5. Potion of "No, I didn't do that, I swear" - single use - 900 000 gp
6. Sword of Decent Moral Standing: - possibly unlimited uses, but may require intro course in philosophy
- 45 gp
7. Hakanabokenadake-whatever - single, though washable - use: boots (+5/10 soak, 20 slash, 30 cold, 40 sonic, 25 electric, Haste, + 7 vs Disease, +5 Peform
- 95 gp
Last but not least:
8. Blessed copper piece. Several available, 1 gp per - single use - (No take-backs) [trade value may not immediately benefit recipient in traditional monetary terms, but from the words of a stranger on the internet, it's totally worth it]
* The terms, as of current legal understanding, are *not* limited in any, to the seller, unfavorable sense .
** May include Haste and Improved Evasion as permanent qualities
